Entries Tagged as 'Copywriting'

101 Quickie Website Fixes

Inside CRM has a great article, 101 Five-Minute Fixes to Incrementally Improve Your Web Site.

Some ideas:

1. Tell readers why they should perform a task. If your site is full of passive suggestions, toughen it up. People are trained to follow a request, as long as you give them a good reason to do it.

14. Make an offer that visitors can’t refuse. Check out your site to make sure that you’re giving your visitors a reason to pick your company out of an overcrowded field.

24. Never ask for more information than you need. If you’re currently asking for excessive information, rethink your data-mining tendencies. When you get greedy for data, you’ll turn off some visitors.

46. Take off the black hat. If you’ve used tactics like keyword stuffing, remove them from your site. They may be working now, but in the long run, they’ll only hurt.

58. Remove text from images. Using image text will make it difficult for those using screen readers to read text.

82. Ditch frames. If your site uses frames, you need to move on to another method, like CSS or SSI (Server-Side Includes).

87. Ditch crazy fonts. If you’re using a ransom-note font, it’s time to switch to something simpler. Chances are, your visitors’ browsers are rendering it as Times New Roman anyway.

100. Store a Web site cache. Keep a copy of your site handy in case of copyright disputes or loss.

Creating Taglines Without Going Crazy

Sean D’Souza has a great article out on why creating taglines tends to drive business owners nuts, and how to do it right. Why Creating Taglines Drive You Crazy covers two angles - problems caused by myths and misinformation about the how and why of creating taglines, and a process for doing it right (without pulling your hair out in the process).

Great article, and perfect timing for me (I’m working on some taglines for a client at the moment). Now if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do…

Success is 5% wisdom, and 95% luck

That’s a quote from Rabbi Pinny Gniwisch, speaking on a podcast with Hugh McLeod about marketing and “Influencers.” They discuss a lot more, and the conversation goes in some very interesting areas, so you might want to give it a listen.

But the primary reason I stopped by to blog was to lay out some righteous honesty for you, from a marketer who hates to hype:

The reality is, you can have the best copy, the coolest widget, the best demographic targeting, the shiniest website and the most bitchin’ marketing plan this side of Eden’s apple and your product launch can still completely and utterly fail. As in no sales, no interest and no money. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

Why?

Luck. Happenstance. Random acts of wtf.

Maybe you just happened to launch at the same time as someone else did and they got all the juice. They don’t even have to be superior to win, just first. Or loudest. Or luckiest. (Remember the Betamax/VHS tech race, now being replayed between HD-DVD/Blue-Ray tech.)

Maybe your launch got overshadowed and out-shouted by world events, local news or just the latest, greatest Internet meme hitting the feeds at the same time.

Maybe, despite all your careful research, quality control and expensive design, no one gets it. Or wants to. Why? Don’t ask me. You’d think that in this day and age, those teeny-tiny gas-sipping mini-cars that the British are so fond of would be all the rage over here in the States. But they’re not. Why? Many reasons, few of which have anything to do with the quality, utility or value of the vehicles. Mostly it’s just cultural machismo bullshit.

Maybe a partner firm or even an unrelated company, in the same business or a completely different one is going down in flames, and for some reason people are associating you and your products with them and the nasty taste in their mouths that the company left behind. This happens completely at random as often as it makes any sense. Several specific toys made in China are discovered to be contaminated with lead. Your toys are made in Japan, or Poland. Now no one will touch them with a ten-foot pole. Why? Mass hysteria bleed-over, that’s why. Foreign toys = death on a stick, no matter what the facts really are.

Mostly, though, success is just a matter of nearly pure luck, thinly plated with a veneer of wisdom, experience, skill and confidence.

And that’s something that marketers don’t always want to admit - the reality that with all of our fancy tricks, our secret handshakes, our specialized knowledge, our dark and eldrich incantations and so on, the best we can do is give you a reasonable chance of taking advantage of whatever luck comes your way.

We can’t guarantee results. We can’t say you’ll make more sales. We can’t promise you the world. We’d love to, trust me, we would. But we can’t. Or at least the honest one’s can’t. Because your luck (or mine) can change on a dime and give you back 8 cents change. And the best copywriting, marketing or advertising can’t do a damned thing about it.

How To Suck at Keyword Articles

It’s about trees. And Texas. I think.

(Hint: Check out the page title in your browser’s page title bar. And yes, that last sentence was written that way intentionally.)

Look folks, there’s a point at which a keyword-stuffed article ceases to be an article in any sense but a purely theoretical one and becomes merely a handy carrying case for keywords. At that point, what’s the point, really? You’re not providing any value (there’s nothing in this article I couldn’t find clearer and better info on in 5 seconds with Google), and it’s written bad enough that no one’s going to read it. So what’s the point?

This? Not as bad as some I’ve seen (and perhaps even a few that I’ve written, although in my defense they were cobbled together to the client’s spec).

But dude. That page title? That just hurts.

Making Love, Not War: Part the Second

In the comments section of yesterday’s post on making love, not war, with your customers, reader Dina writes:

I think this is a complete misinterpretation of the old cliche. I’m pretty sure that whoever out there is calling business “war” is referring to the competition and not the customer.

In my reply, I said:

A decade or so ago, I would have agreed with you. These days, though….well, apparently you haven’t seen some of the marketing training literature I have. A lot of it does act as if the customer (or prospect) is, if not the enemy, then something akin to prey.

Based on this exchange, I thought I’d expand on this a little today to illustrate what I mean. (Yes, I do have lots of work to do - I’m using this as a brain warm-up)

Although there was, and undoubtedly still is, a blood-tinged atmosphere of war between competitors in the world of business, these days that war is spilling over from the competition front and on to the customer front. But it didn’t used to be that way.

The main reason for this is that back when we (the customers) were all behaving like good sheeple and tuning in to watch tv or listen to the radio like we were told to, there was no need for warlike tactics. We were a captive audience; if we wanted to be entertained or informed, there was nowhere for us to go. We had to watch their commercials and listen to their spin, or go without.

Things have changed.

These days, it’s every man, woman and child quite literally for themselves. You can build personalized, eternal music playlists, rent all your movies, watch entertaining video shows and read up on the news all day long and never see or hear one single ad or commercial, if you so choose. Oh, sure, a few businesses are still trying, putting up banner ads and inserting text-link hovers like commercial landmines in a field of information. But a few simple ad-blocking plugins usually suffices to render all that expensive advertising completely invisible. At the same time, the field of competition has gone from just those who can afford the cover charge of big business to anyone who can set up a point-and-click website. And these changes are creating an unsustainable starvation ecosystem for those on the business end of things.

The end result is that these days, the customer isn’t a sheep to be led, they’re prey to be hunted. As such, tactics have changed.

And the language of the copywriting, advertising and marketing information I’ve seen reflects this change. I tend to avoid the worst of it, but it’s not unusual to see copy like, “how to manipulate customers” and “shooting fish in a barrel.” They talk about using holidays to “break down a customer’s barriers to sales,” and about hitting customers with up-sell promotions when they’re “vulnerable” to buying more. There’s even a software product called Marketing War Room, for crying out loud.

Also, it’s no secret that corporations have big, expensive lobbies to make sure legislation stays on their side. But what most people know (but don’t really think about) is how much of that is spent battling offenses by the very customers these companies “serve.” Whether they’re protecting themselves from being legislated out of using tainted or sub-quality meat, false advertising or deceptive business practices (has anyone ever signed up for a cell phone service and actually gotten the price on the poster, or been able to cancel a subscription service without being sent on a months-long runaround?), businesses are making it clear that while they are indeed still fighting a war with competitors, their opposites aren’t the only enemies on the playing field. Anyone who can negatively impact the bottom line is on their shit list. And that includes their own customers.

And then there’s the ubiquitous phrase, “targeting prospective buyers/customers/the market.” I don’t know about you, but I have never “targeted” someone I loved for any reason. I may focus on them, pay attention to them, look at them, listen to them, think about them and try to figure out ways to make them happy. But I don’t target them. That’s what you do to prey, or other stuff you intend to shoot.

This change is also the origin of web tricks like using onLoad and setTimeout calls that prevent a user from leaving your page by hitting the back button (hitting the back button just reloads the page they’re on). I know I’ve fallen afoul of this annoying practice, and no doubt so have you. It’s also the reason for the innumerable popups, popovers, popunders, floating pop-windows and many other pops designed to make your life hell if you don’t pay attention to what I, the site owner, want you to pay attention to. No deluded site owner is saying to himself, “I bet my customers just loooove popups. Let’s add a few!” No, the conversation is more like, “How can I force them to see this ad?” and, “How can I hold them hostage long enough to squeeze an email address out of them?” And sites that sell these devises or tricks don’t promote the positive reaction of customers. They tout their “unblockable” code and “unavoidable” visibility.

And if you think the “attacks” on customers are solely relegated to web hacks, legislation and annoying advertising, you’re sadly mistaken. They don’t just want control of your wallet, they want control of your mind. Marketing and advertising firms pour millions (it’s probably billions, by now) into psychological and neurobiological research (called neuromarketing) in a quest to track down the marketer’s Holy Grail - the Buy Button. This so-far theoretical “buy button” is a response in the brain so strong and so deeply embedded that we won’t be physically able to resist saying “yes” (most neuromarketing research in this arena is now focusing on the science of addiction, a potent and promising field). The hope is that if the scientists can find it, all advertisers will have to do is poke the button and we’ll buy whatever they put in front of us. It’s a serious enough subject that in 2003, a watchdog group called Commercial Alert actually sent a letter to Emory University pleading with it to halt neuromarketing research, calling it unethical and claiming that it promotes human misery and suffering.

So far, though, researchers haven’t been able to find a specific buy button, although they have found a “don’t buy” button, at least for impulse purchases. This is useful knowledge as well, since it tells advertisers what to avoid. But they are uncovering more and more about how our brain works and the results they have uncovered are continually being tailored for and used by advertisers and marketers, not to gain insight into the human mind so they can better serve customers or create better products, but so they can develop better and better ways of manipulating our responses and thoughts, with or without our awareness or permission.

And I don’t know about you, but that sounds a lot more like psyops (military psychological operations) than love to me.

Love and War: Michael Masterson on Business

Came across this quote in one of my newsletters today:

Many marketing experts like to compare business to war.

I don’t like the martial metaphor, because it views the customer as the enemy – as someone to be tricked or bullied into submission. As a short-term strategy, this can sometimes seem to make sense. And the direct-response universe abounds in promotional copy that badgers, beats, or bullshits the customer into making a purchase. Smart marketers and copywriters avoid this sort of approach, because they know that, in the long run, it is destructive and self-defeating.

Business should not be like war. It should be like love. And not a steamy, one-night-stand kind of love, but a mutually beneficial, steadily improving romance that lasts a lifetime.

- Michael Masterson

Yes, exactly. Get this, and a lot of other things will suddenly become a lot easier and clearer in your business life.

From AWAI’s The Golden Thread Newsletter, Issue 315

AWAI’s Copywriting Insider SEO Series

Speaking of SEO -

Even if you’re not doing your own copywriting, you should know at least the basics of what is good SEO copywriting and what is bad SEO copywriting.

The American Artists and Writer’s, Inc (AWAI) Copywriting Insider newsletter is currently doing a series on SEO and copywriting. Although it’s primarily written for copywriters with the intention of discussing a vital skill set and potential professional niche, there’s plenty of good information from some real heavy-hitters in the copywriting field that would benefit anyone who has a website.

You can get the first AWAI SEO issue here and the second AWAI SEO issue here, or just go to their archive’s page to access all of their back issues.

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Long Copy vs Short Copy Redux

A while back, I posted an article on the battle between long and short copy. The long and the short of it was that neither was inherently right or wrong - different advertising formats, products and marketing strategies call for copy of different lengths. I also noted that, while everyone professes to hate long copy, it has a history of being very, very effective.

Copywriting master Clayton Makepeace recently did a short piece on this topic for an e-newsletter I receive, and he has this to say about it:

My philosophy: Write about the benefits of your product until you run out of things to talk about. Then go back and make your copy as tight as a drum.

Now that’s 20 lbs worth of advice in a 5 lbs bag right there, folks.

But what really got my attention was where he notes that in a side-by-side test he did with some direct mail packages (snail mail sales letters/packages designed to sell a product or service), the 24-page long copy outperformed the 8-page short copy by a whopping 50-70%.

Now, I have no idea what product or service he was pitching - I’m guessing investments or something like that. But regardless of what he’s selling, you have to admit that’s a ginormous gap.

Like I said in my own article, the more information, persuasion and risk evasion you can create for the client, the better your chances of selling your product or service. Assuming, that is, that your copy also tells a compelling story and hits all the right emotional buttons, and that your product/service is truly worth it. (No amount of copy will make a sow’s ear into a silk purse, and crappy copy can tank even the best product launch or marketing strategy.)

So, yeah, what he said. Your copy should be exactly as long as it needs to be to do the job well, and not a jot more. How long that is depends on a lot of things, none of which has anything to do with how you feel about long copy.

If you want to read the entire piece (although it’s pretty short and I’ve already covered the gist of it), you can find it here. Unfortunately, I can’t link directly to the article - just scroll down until you get to “Long copy vs short copy.”

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Marketing Mortal Combat: To Hype or Not To Hype

In the world of marketing, you run across a lot of hype. And the fear of coming across as hype-y keeps many business owners from doing the marketing and advertising they need to stay in business.

You might not hear about this on the street, but there’s actually a fierce discussion going on in the marketing world over the value, or lack thereof, of hype. On the one hand, you’ve got some marketing wonks waving around stats that irrefutably show that hype copy beats out non-hype copy. On the other, you’ve got folks who feel that all that hype is undignified, unnecessary and insulting.

So who’s right? They both are.

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Marketing Mortal Combat: Long Copy v.s. Short Copy

The battle between long copy - the traditional sales-letter format that strikes some people as smarmy and too sales-y - and short copy is a perennial hot spot for discussion in the business world.

From a marketing perspective, long copy is something of an enigma - no one admits to liking it, but it out-sells the alternatives by as much as 70%, a fact that has more sensitive business owners tearing their hair out in frustration. Why is this?

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